Friend Slapped My Butt On A Night Out And My Husband Completely FLIPPED! | r/BestOf

[00:00:02] [SPEAKER_00] Hey Waffle Gang, I do hope you are well. My name is Mark and today we're checking out some more Reddit Stories. And if you do love a Reddit Story, why not consider a like, subscribe, maybe that notification bell too. And let's crack on with today's first story. Much love guys. Now today's first story comes from the What Should I Do subreddit from ThrowawayBumPrint who says,

[00:00:28] [SPEAKER_00] My 35 female friend slapped my bum on a night out, leaving a handprint. My husband, 30 male, doesn't believe it was her. How to convince him? I went out for a friend's birthday on Friday night and had a few drinks. Early on in the night I tripped over before I'd even had a drink and I ended up on all fours and one of my friends ran up and

[00:00:49] [SPEAKER_00] slapped my bum. We all laughed and the night carried on and I thought nothing more of it. When I got home around 1am, my husband was still awake in bed. I undressed to get into bed and that's when he noticed I had a handmark on my bum. He instantly jumped out of bed and started demanding to know what it was and who did it. I stuttered a bit because I couldn't even remember then it dawned on me. So I told him what happened but he didn't believe me. He asked for my phone and obviously found nothing too serious but just said,

[00:01:19] [SPEAKER_00] I deleted everything to cover my tracks. I went to the bathroom to have a look in the mirror and there was a definite handprint on there. He followed me and we stood there arguing for over half an hour and every time I tried to leave as I was cold and naked, he'd stop me and accuse me of trying to run away. He said this doesn't sound like my friend at all, which is true as she's a very timid, quiet person. He also said the handprint is too big for a woman but my friend is tall, she's around 6 foot and does have big hands.

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_00] I even ended up ringing my friend to corroborate my story. She even offered to come around and prove the handprint is hers by putting her hand on the print. He said we'd made up the story between us all and used the tall friend as the culprit as she'd have the biggest handprint. I asked the group chat if any of them had a video but they don't. All weekend we've been having this discussion and he doesn't believe me. The handprint is gone now but he can't let it go and keeps constantly asking me.

[00:02:15] [SPEAKER_00] It's 4.45am here and he woke me up at 4 to ask about it. How can I make him believe me? I don't know what to do. Now I can get him asking why the hell is there a handprint on your butt cheek but the simple answer that one of the friends did it and it should have been just like, okay fair enough, move on kind of thing. But the fact that straight away after this he's asking for your phone and then he's telling you that you deleted it, following you to the bathroom while you're naked.

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_00] Basically trying to find every piece of evidence as he can as proof of some kind of cover up. And again the blocking you was really concerning at the same time. You know, that's not someone who's processing jealousy. It's someone who's trying to make you feel small enough to confess to something that fits his narrative. A comment head did say to OP, okay so logically the facts. You couldn't remember it happening even though you were sober.

[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_00] It would have to be really hard to leave a full handprint through clothing to have it still there fully 5, 6 or 7 hours later. Slap your own bare thigh and it's gone in an hour or so. You've got every right to question it and the right not to believe you because it honestly sounds sketchy. Generally to have a full handprint not bruised as you said it went away would have to be hard on bare skin. Is this post to make the story believable? OP says no because he won't see the post.

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_00] I was wearing a thin dress and a thong, an outfit he chose for me I might add and I was on my hands and knees. But the skin was tight and I'm on blood thinners so I do mark and bruise easily. All facts he knew. Long haul replies in, I'll come to OP's defense as I'm also on blood thinners. My ex-husband spanked me while clothed and it was abusively hard. Had a blue handprint for 2 months. OP's story is very much possible.

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_00] OP says I've got bruises on my legs from a table that I haven't owned since Christmas. Revenge Aura says your husband is insecure, untrusting and by the sounds of it quite happy to make you feel scared, cold, vulnerable and verbally abused. He's made his own mind up on what happened and too emotionally volatile to be reasoned with. You're in danger girl. OP said, I said keeping me naked and cold was to make me feel weak, but he said he just didn't want me running off to give me time to make up a story. Another commenter says,

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_00] Could you show him any scrape marks or bruises on your knees from tripping over the grate when you fell? OP says yeah, I've got a bruise on one knee and a tear in my dress. Spaulding says, Check his phone because he's really overreacting over this. Because everything you told is believable. And why would you cheat when there is evidence like that? You don't need to convince him. You need to start questioning him on why he's reacting like this. OP says,

[00:04:54] [SPEAKER_00] And why would I strip to have sex with him and drop my dress with my bum pointed out and at him about a foot away from his face if I was cheating and trying to hide it? No philosopher says, If my girlfriend came home at 1am wasted and had a man-sized handprint on her ass, I would also assume she had cheated. Spoiler, I'm not cheating on my girlfriend and I've never been cheated on or have trust issues. I don't get how you can't all see his perspective. Reddit is fucking wild.

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_00] If a guy came home with lipstick on his shirt but was saying it was from his mates who was messing around with some lipstick and got it on him, everyone would be like, Nope, he's a cheater. I think you cheated on him and your excuse is terrible. If I was him, you'd be out the door. OP says, Who said I was wasted? Three glasses of wine over six hours. I think it's fair to say there was a whole mix of comments. Some people saying they wouldn't be able to trust her after seeing that. Other people, you know, obviously mentioning his behavior afterwards.

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_00] Some people mentioning projection. And other people believing her story. But OP sometime later did update the story and says, To start with, I'll clear up a few things from my last post. My husband chose my outfit for me that night. And it was a very thin dress with a thong underneath. So there was very little protection from my derriere. I was also on all fours laughing. So my bum was sticking up. And then I heard footsteps running towards me and got absolutely thunderclaped on my ass. The sound echoed around the housing estate.

[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_00] And you know a slap is good when both the slapper and the slappy are in agony. All night that cheek was warmer than the other. I'm also on blood thinners which means I mark and bruise very easily. Second thing is my stammering when I told him. Might be too much information but I was doing a strip tease for him while he was in bed. And as I let my dress drop, I stuck my bum out so it was right near him. And he screamed at the top of his voice. What the fuck is that? And then jumped out of bed and got in my face making me fall on the bed. And screamed, who the fuck did that?

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_00] It took me a couple of seconds to realize what he meant. If he asked normally, I'd have said Emily slapped my ass. Also, I wasn't drunk like so many people said. Had three glasses of wine over six hours. All the men who said a married woman shouldn't be out without her husband. And there was at least five of you are gross. My husband goes out every weekend but I do it three times a year and I'm for the streets. People asked about our sex life. We used to have sex or I'd give him oral nearly every day.

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_00] But the last few months it dried up to once a week. I've brought this up with him as I need it more. Also, the not so serious thing he found on my phone. Which a lot of men took to mean I'd been messaging someone else. It was a porn video I'd favorited because I like it. Right onto the update. It's been over a week. He still doesn't believe me and I've told him I want to split up with him. Emily offered to come around on the night and he said no. I've told him to speak to all my friends and he said no.

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_00] When I said look at the rip in my dress from where I fell and my bloody knees, he said that's from me giving head. How aggressively does he think I dropped to my knees? He's looked through my phone and found nothing. When I asked to look through his, he said no. I'm not the one on trial here. He's woke me up three times in the night to berate me. He's burnt all my going out clothes. He's threatened to post photos and videos of me to show the world what a slur I am. He's also grabbed me twice and pushed me on the sofa.

[00:08:15] [SPEAKER_00] Once, which I will be informing my brother about later when I see him for Mother's Day. So all in all, a shit week. And I've told him to get the fuck out of my house and I'll be divorcing him. He's not worked for six months and has no savings and the house was mine before I met him. And he's never paid towards the mortgage or any repair or upkeep so he's getting fuck all. And we have another update in a moment but a commenter says to OP, Girl, get security cameras and for sure talk to your brother.

[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_00] If anyone shoved or laid hands on my family, I wouldn't even care about the jail time I'd face. OP says, I've already got them around my house and dog watching cameras inside. Another commenter says, Call your brother now, don't wait. Someone needs to know. OP says, I've just seen him this afternoon for Mother's Day. I told him everything. Princess says, He's accusing you because he has something to hide for sure. He's messaging girls, watching OnlyFans, something. He's definitely thought about cheating.

[00:09:12] [SPEAKER_00] Good for you for taking out the trash. OP says, I genuinely don't care if he's watching porn or subscribing to OnlyFans, but there's something going off if he won't let me see his phone. EverySquare says, Sounds like he's been cheating. Also weird that he hasn't worked or put anything towards the house. No savings. Good riddance. The trash took itself out. What a bum. OP says, He was at uni when we met and has since floated around jobs and that's it. McCann says, Has he left the house after you told him to?

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_00] Just so you're safe and not having to deal with him. OP says, Yeah, he's at his mum's. Humble says, Absolutely kick him out. If I had a mark on my rear like that, my husband would laugh his ass off and never let me live it down. And the friend who did it would forever afterwards be named Slappy or something. Point being, He would believe me and never assumed if I had scraped up my knees that I suddenly had a total personality shift to give random stranger head. I mean, What the what? He sounds like a total violent petty loser anyway. And you're better off without him.

[00:10:12] [SPEAKER_00] Plus, OP says, I thought he'd find it funny. But no, This is a man who has a video on his phone of him having to piss at the urinal. One of his friends putting his trousers down and then reaching between his legs and dragging him round the toilet by his balls. But a friend slapping my ass is unbelievable.

[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_00] So then OP comes in with their next update and says, I've had a lot of messages from people asking for an update. So here it is. It's a pretty uneventful one as nothing has happened. But I tried to clear things up. In my first update, I mentioned kicking him out and he's still out and I haven't heard from him at all. My brother did go to see him and his brothers after Mother's Day. So maybe that's why I haven't heard from him. I did take some advice then and had new security cameras installed and lighting all around my house and changed every log. And I was a bit paranoid,

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_00] but I've also screwed my letterbox shut and got a postbox outside. So he can't pour anything nasty through there. I also changed my company car every couple of days in case he's put a tracker on it. I'm really overthinking it, but just being sure. I was also a bit petty and posted a picture on my Instagram of me on all fours and Emily with her hand on my bum. Lol. I'm not sticking up for my ex here, but I do want to clear up the issue of him choosing my outfits. That's always been my idea.

[00:11:37] [SPEAKER_00] I saw it on a film when I was younger and always thought it seemed sexy, my partner choosing an outfit that they find me attractive in. And it makes me excited to get home in it so he can see me in it again. I've also had a lot of messages from both men and women, sadly insulting me for being out at that time and saying it's embarrassing a woman of my age behaving in such a way. I've also had a few women message me and tell me that I'm a slur for doing a striptease for my husband and I'm degrading myself. No,

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_00] it's not degrading to try and turn my husband on so he'll bang me until the sun comes up. Women enjoy sex too. Anyway, thank you everyone for caring. It really means a lot. Attention Bright says, how to convince him? Reenactment. I hope he says, tried that in my original post. He wasn't interested. Another commenter says, first time reading about this, but good riddance. He's so unhinged. When you asked to look through his phone and he said no because he's not on trial, it seems very clear that he's the one being unfaithful.

[00:12:33] [SPEAKER_00] Can't prove it, but it screams infidelity to me. Even if he wasn't cheating and projecting, the way he was treating you was absolutely not okay. And I'm really glad you kicked him out and taken precautionary measures. Godspeed getting the divorce. It doesn't sound like you have kids or else you probably would have mentioned it. Hopefully it won't be so bad since you don't have to worry about custody agreements. Just go your separate ways and forget about him. Maybe talk to a therapist if you can afford it though, because this sounds super traumatic and you might find it useful to unpack with a professional.

[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_00] Best of luck sister. I hope he says thank you. I too think he was cheating, but now I don't even care. Hopefully I never have to speak to him again. Commenter says, had the friend tell him that she did it and the story of how it came about. Clear the air with the truth. If he doesn't believe that, there's likely very little you can do outside of finding other outside witnesses. If he then continues to think you're covering up a lie, then it's going to cause a personal rift nothing can fix. Sorry this is happening to you.

[00:13:32] [SPEAKER_00] Opie says I already tried all that and now I don't care if I never speak to him again. Freddie says, I hope you put in a police report about him pushing you around, destroying your clothes and threatening to post videos of you. You need it on record in case it escalates. Opie says it won't escalate as I'm not with him anymore. Swatch says damn this is wild. Is he projecting? Sounds like he's upset he hadn't found anything. Sex had tapered off even though you wanted more. And he refused to show you his phone because he's not on trial.

[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_00] But either way, stay safe. Maybe take some self-defense classes if you haven't already. Opie says I definitely think he was projecting. And I think that's the way the majority of the comments went in the end after this. Definitely projection. But what are your thoughts on this situation? Maybe you got a different thought on the matter. Let us know your thoughts down in the comments below. Let's move on to another story. Now our next story comes from Froggy Enthusiast from the Am I the Asshole subreddit.

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_00] It says, Am I the Asshole here for not telling my friend that my shampoo had green hair dye in it. I'm a guy with a bright green mohawk. I've had green hair for a while. I used to have a lot of hairspray to get it to stick up. So I have to wash my hair almost every day. This makes the green fade pretty fast. So I mix green hair dye with my shampoo and conditioner to make the color last longer. This is a common thing people with colored hair do.

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_00] Anyways, one of my friends stayed the night at my apartment after a show we went to because she missed her bus. In the morning she asked if she could shower. She obviously didn't have anything of hers because she hadn't planned to stay the night so I let her use my stuff. I showed her how to use my shower and told her to use my husband's shampoo and conditioner because mine is for my green hair and she said okay. I gave her a towel left and she took a shower. When she came out I heard her gasp and scream and I asked her if she was okay.

[00:15:27] [SPEAKER_00] She started screaming that her hair was green and sure enough her blonde hair had green splotches all throughout. I asked her why she used my shampoo and conditioner but I told her it was for my green hair and she said she thought I meant it was a good special shampoo and I just wanted to keep it for myself and I should have specifically told her it had green dye in it. For context the bottles are pink and opaque but the caps are clear and are now stained green. The liquid inside is also green from the dye.

[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_00] I told her I thought it was obvious what I meant but if she didn't fully understand me she should have just respected my things enough to not use them simply because I told her. She did not like that. Now she won't talk to me and is telling all of our friends I'm an arsehole for not telling her about the dye. Maybe I could have been more specific but I don't know. I don't think I'm the arsehole here. Am I the arsehole here? OP added a picture of their green hair and whoa even for my colorblind ass that is green but a pretty fucking cool hairstyle I gotta say.

[00:16:25] [SPEAKER_00] Someone asked OP a question. They said how do you keep it from dyeing your hands green? I have bright colored hair and the first few times I wash it after coloring it turns my hand and shower a lovely pastel shade. OP says I use lunatized neon lime. It's really good at not staining your skin. I get that shit all on my face and scalp when I dye my hair and it's gone after one shower. Consistent says did she not notice it was green when she poured it onto her hand? OP says yeah I was thinking the same thing. I would ask her but I'm still left on red.

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_00] Queen in yellow lace who was downvoted says A not the arsehole. B regarding this I mix green hair dye with my shampoo and conditioner to make the color last longer. This is a common thing people with colored hair do and then says is it? I colored my hair routinely for probably 10 years and never did this. I never even thought to do this. I used regular boxed eyes and didn't mix my own colors. Not like manic panic. Not sure what that commenter was downvoted. I mean just asking a question right? I didn't know that was a thing either but you learn something new every day right?

[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_00] OP then comes in and says I don't know. Maybe it's not super common but I've been doing it for years and someone else with dyed hair told me to do it. You just gotta use a dye that's not gonna stain your skin. I use Lunar Tides. Illustrator says not the arsehole. This wasn't her grabbing the wrong bottle by mistake. She intentionally used your stuff because she thought you were gatekeeping fancy shampoo even though it's your right to keep your products for yourself and not have to share with guests. She deserved the messed up hair.

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_00] Another commenter says quoting I used the shampoo you told me not to use because I thought you were gatekeeping. LOL. LOL. Not the arsehole. And one more saying not the arsehole. You're correct. She should have respected your stuff. Fuck around. Find out. It was the comment the friend came out with afterwards that that sort of tickled me. OP asked her why she used the shampoo and conditioner when he told it as for his green hair. And then turns around and apparently she was saying something like she thought I meant it was good. A special shampoo.

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_00] And you just wanted to keep it for yourself. Essentially saying I thought you were being selfish with your stuff. So I just took it anyway. That's a wild thing that the first part to say out loud in the first place. When you're in someone else's house. Using someone else's shower. Using someone else's stuff. Do I think it's an end of the world situation? Of course. Absolutely not. But green hair is the consequences in this situation right? But OP did update the post and says

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_00] I know that everyone says this but man I did not expect my previous post to blow up so much. Some people have been asking for an update. I'm sorry it took so long but I honestly forgot all about it until I saw a TikTok of some people on a podcast covering my story. Lol. Before I get into the update I'd like to clear a few things up. Firstly yes I'm a guy and yes I have a husband. It's this new thing called gay. If you haven't heard of it suggest looking it up on Google.

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_00] Secondly a couple of people were accusing me of this story being fake because I put hair dye in my shampoo and conditioner when apparently you're only supposed to put it in your conditioner as putting hair dye in your shampoo doesn't do anything to maintain the color. I assure you this story is true. I'm just a fucking idiot who likes to waste hair dye apparently. I posted pictures of my mohawk and conditioner bottle to my profile. I hope that's sufficient evidence for you Reddit skeptics. Onto the update.

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_00] Exactly one of the commenters hit the nail right on the head with their prediction. A few days after the incident my friend texted me saying she was sorry for blowing up on me and that it was entirely her fault she messed up her hair and she just took it out on me because she was upset in the moment. She said I was right. She should have respected my things and now we're cool. I know that must have been really disappointing to you all. I got a lot of really harsh comments saying that she was a terrible friend and a terrible person and she must have mental disabilities and that she's too stupid to be allowed to live.

[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_00] You guys are fucking nuts. I've been wronged in much worse ways. Stealing a little shampoo is not the end of the world for me. A lot of you were curious as to how she didn't realize the shampoo and conditioner was green and I was too. So I asked her. She said she did notice it was green but thought it was like that purple shampoo that doesn't actually turn your hair purple. It just makes it a nice blonde. This was her first time being blonde so I guess a green tinted shampoo was not beyond her imagination.

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_00] The bottles also say about color protection on them so I guess that makes sense. As for her hair, she tried using color remover to get the green out and that kind of worked but some spots were still a little minty green. So now her hair is this lovely royal blue color which I personally think looks much better on her. Thank you all for listening to my story and I implore some of you to be a little more forgiving in the future. Stealing a little shampoo from your friend's shower does not make you Satan. Mad Queen Moxie says to AP.

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_00] Really happy to see this update. Though I'll admit that when I read your original post, my mind immediately went to the Overtone products which I have used in the past when I had colored hair. Those say right on the packaging the color they deposit in your hair so I was sitting there wondering if she hadn't read the package when she grabbed it. Opie says nah. It wasn't a color depositing shampoo, it was just a regular color saving shampoo and I added a few tablespoons of my own dye in it.

[00:21:41] [SPEAKER_00] True Self quotes Opie saying it's a new thing called gay with a laughing emoji and says I didn't see the original story but I don't even understand why this detail even mattered for this story. Sorry if people were being weird. This is a good ending. Glad everything worked out with a friend. My hair is purple and I put hair dye in my shampoo too. It's like purple shampoo. Takes away the brassiness and with a conditioner I add more color. That's worked for me for over 10 years. Opie says people weren't being weird they just kept calling me she even though the first

[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_00] sentence of my post started with I'm a guy. Lol. Kitty Ruin says she messed up. Got embarrassed, lashed out, then came back and owned it. That's honesty about as healthy as a dumb little friend drama like this can go. I like Opie. Opie's a good egg and I think they're completely right. You know it's not the end of the world kind of drama yet absolutely she shouldn't have just helped herself to someone else's products like that. The wording is still weird for me in itself that what she said originally but she did it

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_00] fucked up, made a mistake, lashed out, double fucked up but then come back to apologize and own it in the end like that commenter said which is a good thing. She got some consequences for her actions of the green hair and you know she came back, she apologized, owned it like that commenter did say and hopefully she's not going to make that mistake again in the future but what do you guys make of this situation? Let us know your thoughts down in the comments below.

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_00] And just a huge thank you for being here today, getting involved in the stories, your love, your support, your time. It always means the absolute world to me so thank you so so much for being here. It truly is absolutely amazing and hopefully I'm going to see you in the next one. Take care and much love.